Big F'n RÖCK

Yes - this is *meant* to be ridiculous.....but it may give you or one of your players a laugh. It was created for MÖRK BORG in a (hopefully funny) response to a very legitimate rules question. I'm just sharing this for those that have a similarly warped sense of humor and can have some fun with it. I'd recommend incorporating it in a very "Monty Python" type encounter.....if you are *actually considering* using the Big F'n RÖCK.

As for me - I dream of one day seeing a YouTube recorded session of the RÖCK BASTARD result sprung on an ususpecting party. If the GM can really make it hysterical, it may delay a Misery. If not.....well, you've been forewarned.